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Howdy Bitches Southern Candle
For the loud ones, the bold ones, and the ones who don’t wait to be invited. This candle kicks the door open with sass and Southern heat. Light it when your mood says 'try me.'
Southern Sass, Poured in Every Jar.
More Than a Scent. It’s a Whole Damn Mood.
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Burnin’ Pretty, Built to Last.
Single Cotton wick burn that don’t quit. Clean, strong, and steady — just how we like our candles (and maybe our cowboys).
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Smells Like Trouble (The Good Kind)
These ain’t your mama’s candles. We’re talkin’ bold blends with a little kick — sweet tea, smoked vanilla, leather, and a touch of hell yeah.
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Ain’t Just a Candle, It’s a Conversation Starter
These labels talk back. Bold, brazen, and bless-your-heart blunt — they’re made to light up the room before the flame even hits.
faq
What size are the candles?
Each one’s about 7.3 oz with a 40+ hour burn time. That’s a lotta sass for one little jar.
Can I choose the scent?
You bet your boots you can. Select your favorite or collect ‘em all.
How strong is the scent?
Think “walk into a room and notice” without being “headache in a jar.” We go for bold, not overpowering.
Where do you ship from?
Right outta Texas. Our team pours, packs, and ships every order with love and a little twang.
Scent is personal. These folks found their match.
Turns Out Y’all Are Obsessed
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I wasn’t expecting the scent to fill the room so fast — in the best way. It smells warm, slightly smoky, and just… good. Definitely repurchasing.
Brittany R. | Fort Worth, TX
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Love the branding and love the burn. It’s rare to find candles that are funny and still high quality but this nailed both.
Megan L. | Denver, CO
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Wild Wild Wick is my new favorite. I ordered Southern Smoke and it makes my whole place feel like fall without being overpowering. Burned super evenly too.
Jordan S. | Austin, TX
