Gemini In This Bitch Candle
🕯️ Smells Like a Gemini in This Bitch
Bold. Bizarre. Chatty AF.
This candle isn’t just a vibe — it’s a whole damn mood swing. One minute you’re deep in your feels, the next you’re starting a group chat about your next big idea. Light this when you’re multitasking chaos and charisma like it’s your full-time job (because, let’s be real, it is).
Perfect for:
✔ Talking to yourself and answering back
✔ Being the main character and the narrator
✔ Sending 14 texts in 3 minutes and ghosting for 3 days
✔ Plotting world domination… again
🔥 Product Details:
Size: 7 oz
Wax: Premium Soy Coconut Blend
Burn Time: Approx. 40+ hours
Scent: Choose from our signature fragrance options
Vessel: Amber glass jar with a gold lid
Hand-poured with love in Texas
🕯️ SCENT OPTIONS:
ROSÉ KISSES
🌹 Rosewater | Champagne | Mandarin
Unleash your wild side with a captivating blend of ripe strawberry, champagne, rosewater, and mandarin that embodies freedom and passion in every scent.
MAHOGANY + TEAKWOOD
🌲 Mahogany | Teak | Cedarwood
Dark, smooth, and smells like the guy you should have gone home with. Mahogany, eucalyptus, and cedarwood that radiates main character energy.
PINEAPPLE MINT MOJITO
🍍 Pineapple | Eucalyptus | Spearmint
Tropical with a kick. It’s like getting ghosted on vacation but still looking hot. Fresh mint, juicy pineapple, and zero regrets.
MAPLE CINNAMON ROLL
🍁 Cinnamon | Maple | Buttercream
Smells like a cozy café hookup with no 4 a.m. wake-up call. Warm cinnamon, maple, and buttercream. It’s soft, sweet, and a little dangerous.
💖 Why You'll Love It:
Custom label with your text (funny, heartfelt, or totally savage)
Bold pink label design that POPS on any shelf
Makes an unforgettable gift for birthdays, breakups, housewarmings, or your fave drama queen
Ships fast & packaged gift-ready
📦 How to Customize:
Click “Add to cart”
In the personalization box, enter your custom message (Max 2 lines, 5 words per line recommended)
We’ll do the rest—no proof needed unless requested
🎁 Perfect For:
Funny Best Friend Gift
Birthday Candle with Personal Message
Custom Bridesmaid Proposal
BFF Self-Care Gift
Breakup Recovery Kit
“Thinking of You” Just Because Gift
🕯️ Ready to be the most iconic gift-giver ever? Say it with sass. Say it with Vivacious.
Delivery between:
Scented. Sassy. Seriously Giftable.
More Than a Scent. It’s a Whole Damn Mood.
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Sassy Labels, Real Laughs
Not your average candle. Each label is bold, relatable, and made to spark a reaction — whether it’s a smirk, a snort, or a straight-up “that’s SO me.
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Scents That Don’t Play Around
Funny is great. But let’s be honest — it still has to smell amazing. We hand-pour every candle using premium oils that smell as good as the labels look.
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Gifts That Don’t Get Regifted
From birthdays to breakups to “just because,” Vivacious candles hit the sweet spot between hilarious and heartfelt. No fake enthusiasm required.
faq
What size are the candles?
Each one’s about 7.3 oz with a 40+ hour burn time. That’s a lotta sass for one little jar.
Can I choose the scent?
Yes! Each label comes with a choice of signature fragrances — pick your fave when ordering.
How strong is the scent?
We’re not shy — these candles make an entrance. Bold but not overwhelming.
Where do you ship from?
Every candle is made and shipped from our U.S. studio with equal parts sarcasm and care.
From gifts to self-care rituals — our candles make an impression.
What They’re Saying.
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This candle is my new ritual — light it in the morning, take a breath, and remind myself I’m doing just fine
Ariana S.
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I’ve gifted these to three people now and every single one was a hit. Funny, thoughtful, and smells SO good.
Natalie B.
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Didn’t expect to love this as much as I do. The message on the front was exactly what I needed that day.
Rachel T.
